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11 May 2020 11:35 AM  

 Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the
hole' she said with a Wispa.
... 'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!👀😂Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker

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11 May 2020 01:19 PM  

 HI KENNET,

VERY FUNNY LOL, NICE TO SEE WITH ALL THE DOOM & GLOOM.

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11 May 2020 01:42 PM  
Very good Ken

The old Snicker ...or Marathon conumdrum
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11 May 2020 08:09 PM  

Great fun and very clever. Likewise made me laugh out loud.

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12 May 2020 12:42 PM  
Ha, Ha, nice one Ken... I take it you have done all the gardening and now turned to poetry?
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12 May 2020 02:42 PM  
Dahlias .....from Australia ??
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