A bloke called Lummox starts a fight and ends up in hospital with a heart attack.on his operating bed he sees GOD and asks,is my time up yet GOD i need to cause more strife.GOD says no lummox you still have another 43 years 2 months 8 days and 6 hours to live.Upon recovery Lummox is is overwhelmed and decides to stay in hopital and have face  lift liposuction pec implants tighten his tummy hair implants and brightens his teeth,he looks fantastic. Since he had so much time to live he wanted to make the most of it. After his final operation he is released from hospital and starts to walk home.While on his way home a bus come flying down the M25 and kills poor Lummox.   Arriving in front of GOD lummox demands WTF you told me i had 43 years to cause more strife why didnt you save my from the bus and GOD says

SORRY LUMMOX I DIDNT RECOGNISE YOU.