Just cleared out a load more from my ' junk box ' this morning. 12 in fact from the last three days. Just noticed thats its WOMEN that get all the luck ! ...without exception it was 12 out of 12 all women that had all been left MASSIVE sums of money that they wanted to give to me.

To be honest 12 fortunes will be too much for me to handle, plus of course the thought of keeping 12 nubile young women " happy " although delightful will possibly be a bit of a strain on someone my age. So if anybody wants a share drop me a line and I'll pass on you details.

Lummox

Ps Anybody got a spare pair of shorts I've heard it gets quite hot on these luxury tropical Islands !