I thought that it may be fun to examine the ebay speak that we've probably all fallen foul of now and then. It can be like a foreign language. Here are some translations of a few phrases that ebayers use so that we can be sure of exactly what they mean.
Fairly good condition - totally knackered
Some rust and scratches - don't even bother!
Rarely seen in this condition - It's usually better!
Not sure of the age - It's modern
In absolutely mint condition - repro
Been in the loft for the last 30 years - from carboot sale yesterday
Belonged to my Grandmother - what do you think?
First time I've ever seen this sign - I deal in old dolls
Do you have a buy it now price? - Can I rob you?
Just a few off the top of my head, any more to add?